how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

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  • mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
  • me: that information is confidential
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All I’d wanted to be when I grew up was yours. Eireann Corrigan, You Remind Me Of You: A Poetry Memoir (via teenager90s) 1,225 notes


Wet dream: Being financially secure with a career I enjoy.

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